Friday, June 28, 2024

JOKES 1

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THREE MEN, A BRITISH, A FRENCH AND A GHANAIAN GOT LOST IN A FOREST
AND WERE CAPTURERD BY CANNIBALS.THE MEN WERE TAKEN TO THE
CANNIBALS' TINY VILLAGE AND WERE TO BE COOKED FOR A FEAST.
THE THREE MEN BEGGED FOR THEIR LIVES AND THE CHIEF GAVE THEM A TASK.
THE FIRST TASK WAS THEY WERE TO GO BACK INTO THE FOREST AND COLLECT TEN FRUITS OF THE SAME KIND EACH. THE BRITISH WAS FIRST TO RETURN WITH TEN 
APPLES. THE CHIEF THEN TOLD HIM TO SWALLOW ALL THE APPLES WHOLE 
WITHOUT MAKING A FACIAL EXPRESION AND IF HE FAILED, HE WAS TO BE KILLED. HE SWALLOWED 1,2 AND JUST WHEN HE WAS SWALLOWING THE THIRD ONE, HE 
MADE A FACE OF SUFFOCATION AND HE WAS KILLED.
THE FRENCH WAS NEXT WITH TEN BERRIES. THE CHALLENGE WAS TOLD TO HIM 
AND HE BEGAN SWALLOWING WITH EASE. JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO SWALLOW 
THE 9TH ONE, HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND WAS KILLED. THE BRITISH AND FRENCH MET IN HEAVEN. THE BRITISH ASKED THE FRENCH WHY HE WAS LAUGHING AS HE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED. THE FRENCH SAID THAT HE COULD NOT STOP HIMSELF WHEN HE SAW THE GHANAIAN COMING WITH WATERMELONS.

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