JOKES 2

ENGLISH TEST

KOFI AND HIS BROTHER, HANS, WERE NOT GOOD IN ENGLISH SO THEIR DAD GOT THEM A PRIVATE TUTOR. THEY WERE TUTORED FOR MONTHS AND FINALLY THEY WERE TO HAVE AN ENGLISH TEST THE FOLLOWING WEEK. THEIR DAD TOLD THEM THAT IF THEY FAILED, HE WOULD SEVERLY PUNISH THEM .A WEEK AFTER THE TEST, THE STUDENTS RECEIVD THEIR TEST SCORES. KOFI FOUND OUT THAT HE GOT 5% AND WAS AFRAID TO GO HOME. AFTER SOME TIME HE GAINED SOME COURAGE AND LEFT FOR HIS HOUSE. WHEN HE RECHED THERE, HE PUT THE TEST SHEET BEHIND HIM . JUST THEN , HE SAW HIS BROTHER ,HANS, COMING OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH BANDAGES WRAPPED AROND HIS BODY AND BEING SUPPORTED WITH CRUTCHES. KOFI ASKED HANS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM AND HANS SAID THAT THEIR DAD DID THAT TO HIM BECAUSE HE GOT 85% IN THE ENGLISH TEST. KOFI STOOD THERE HORIFIED.

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JOKES 1

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THREE MEN, A BRITISH, A FRENCH AND A GHANAIAN GOT LOST IN A FOREST

AND WERE CAPTURERD BY CANNIBALS.THE MEN WERE TAKEN TO THE

CANNIBALS' TINY VILLAGE AND WERE TO BE COOKED FOR A FEAST.

THE THREE MEN BEGGED FOR THEIR LIVES AND THE CHIEF GAVE THEM A TASK.

THE FIRST TASK WAS THEY WERE TO GO BACK INTO THE FOREST AND COLLECT TEN FRUITS OF THE SAME KIND EACH. THE BRITISH WAS FIRST TO RETURN WITH TEN 

APPLES. THE CHIEF THEN TOLD HIM TO SWALLOW ALL THE APPLES WHOLE 

WITHOUT MAKING A FACIAL EXPRESION AND IF HE FAILED, HE WAS TO BE KILLED. HE SWALLOWED 1,2 AND JUST WHEN HE WAS SWALLOWING THE THIRD ONE, HE 

MADE A FACE OF SUFFOCATION AND HE WAS KILLED.

THE FRENCH WAS NEXT WITH TEN BERRIES. THE CHALLENGE WAS TOLD TO HIM 

AND HE BEGAN SWALLOWING WITH EASE. JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO SWALLOW 

THE 9TH ONE, HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND WAS KILLED. THE BRITISH AND FRENCH MET IN HEAVEN. THE BRITISH ASKED THE FRENCH WHY HE WAS LAUGHING AS HE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED. THE FRENCH SAID THAT HE COULD NOT STOP HIMSELF WHEN HE SAW THE GHANAIAN COMING WITH WATERMELONS.

FRIENDSHIP

HAVING A FRIEND IS LIKE HAVING

 A FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL COMPANION IN LIFE

FRIENDS CAN BE BOTH GOOD AND BAD

SOME ARE ANGELS AND SOME ARE SNAKES

GOOD FRIENDS ARE REALLY HARD TO FIND 

AND ARE REALLY EASY TO LOSE

THEY ARE LIKE NEEDLES IN A HAYSTACK

BAD FRIENDS INFLUNCE YOU WRONGLY

THEY ARE EVIL AND CAN EASILY RUIN YOUR LIFE 

MY FRIENDS, LET US TAKE CARE WHEN MAKING FRIENDS

AND DONT REGECT GOOD FRIENDS IF THEY OFFEND YOU UNPURPOSELY

FOR THEY WOULD NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU.

STUDY THE BEST FRIENDS YOU SEE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD OR SCHOOL,

IF THEY BECAME ANGRY AT EACH OTHER FOR ANY LITTLE OFFENCE 

WOULD YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE SUCH A THING AS BESTIES AT ALL?

LOST OF FAITH

EID UL ADHA SPECIAL

Once upon a time in Iraq, there lived a girl gifted with immense beauty called Samira who came from a poor Islamic family.

One day, her house caught fire and she lost her parents through this. After that, the rest of the family built a new house and kicked Samira and her younger brother Jalil out. They went to the woods and found an abandon cottage and settled there. they survived by hunting, fishing and collecting fruits and nuts and never forgot to pray to Allah every day.

A month later, Jalil died of a snake bite while hunting and Samira with a heavy heart, buried him and for weeks she wept for weeks and after that, she began losing faith in Allah. She prayed a lot less and always doubted him. One day, as the sultan of the kingdom, Ali Uthman Abu Bakr, passed by her cottage while hunting, he saw her singing a beautiful sad song and immediately fell in love with her. He cared not for the song but for her immense beauty.

He kidnapped her and took her to the palace and married her forcefully. the sultan 's wives, Khadijah and Aisha, didn't like her one bit. The bride was miserable and there was no one to help her. this time, she lost all faith in Allah. She decided to escape all by herself. One night as everyone was sleeping, she went to the library in the palace and took a book on occultism, then to the kitchen, she grabbed a knife and entered her room. She stabbed the sultan in the chest. just then, the sultan's other wives came into the room and were horrified at the scene. They began screaming and Samira had no choice but to stab them both as well. Then she took her book and jumped out of a window and landed safely. She ran out of there in full speed and killed anyone who stood in her way.

When she arrived in the woods, she went back to her old cottage. She stayed there for the rest of her life, practicing occultism and becoming the wicked witch of the deathly woods.

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